List of 8*

8:40 PM 1 Comments

THE RULES - List of 8* write 8 facts about yourself.

* in the 8 facts, you share 8 things that your readers don’t know about you. at the end, you tag as much other bloggers to keep the fun going. each blogger must post these rules first.

* each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
* at the end of the post, a blogger needs to choose as much people to get tagged and list their names.
* don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

1. I started noticing the opposite sex (I meant having a crush) at the age of 5. I didn't know what it meant. I just can't stop noticing her. I think maybe my parents got irritated with me always telling them about this girl that they told me "Crush nimo siya?". I was surprised because I did not know what "crush" means.
2. I loved going to saturday school and sunday school during my elementary years. Why? Snacks!!! hahaha. (I don't know why, but I really liked the juice)
3. My highschool days were miserable. (Don't ask why)
4. College was fun. Yeah. It was.
5. Work wasn't what I expected it to be.
6. I haven't had a vacation in 7 years.
7. I'm now some kind of an entrepreneur. I'm not yet successful, but I will surely do my best to be one.
8. I have some serious trust issues. I really want to get rid of it, but my findings always support my theory about someone. I love to observe you know...

Five (5) lessons about the way we treat people.

9:20 PM 0 Comments

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor
gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student
and had breezed through the questions until I read
the last one:

"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the
school?"
Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall,
dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her
name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question
blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if
the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

"Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers,
you will meet many people. All are significant. They
deserve your attention and care, even if all you do
is smile and say "hello."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her
name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in
the Rain

One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American
woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway
trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her car had
broken down and she desperately needed a ride.
Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally
unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960's. The man
took her to safety, helped her get assistance and
put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his
address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a
knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a
giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
special note was attached.

It read:
"Thank you so much for assistin g me on the highway
the other night. The rain drenched not only my
clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.
Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying
husband's bedside
just before he passed away... God
bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving
others."

Sincerely,
Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those
who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,
a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and
sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in
front of him.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.

"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and
studied the coins in it.

"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he
inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the
waitress was growing impatient.

"Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

"I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on
the table and
walked away The boy finished the ice
cream
, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress
came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the
table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,
were two nickels and five pennies.

You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had
to have enough left to leave her a tip.

4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our
Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a
roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if
anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the
king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by
and simply walked around it. Many loudly bla med the
King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of
vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the
peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the
stone to the side of the
road. After much pushing
and straining, he finally succeeded. After the
peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed
a purse lying in the road where the boulder had
been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note
from the King indicating that the gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The
peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve
our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a
hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who
was suffering from a rare &serious disease. Her only
chance of recovery appeared to be a blood
transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had
miraculously survived the same disease and had
developed the antibodies needed to combat the
illness. The doctor explained the situation to her
little
brother, and asked the little boy if he would
be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a
deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will
save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in
bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,
seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his
face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the
doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his
sister all of his blood in order to save her.

CATS

9:55 PM 0 Comments

for those of you who love cats see the following links:

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=443577&cache=1
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?gid=117896&b=3&vid=490039&p=
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?gid=117896&b=2&vid=491155&p=

8:35 PM 1 Comments

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa
probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang
katulong sa Maynila. Habang
ini-interview ng amo

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag
ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba,
magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng
mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills
and expertise in management with the use
of standard tools, and my discipline and
experience will contribute significantly
to the value of the work that you want,
my creativity, productivity and
work-efficiency and the high quality of
outcomes I can offer will boost the work
progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]


Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang
amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.


Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless
aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered
architectural design of our kitchen
lavatory affected the boy's cranium with
a slight boil at the left temple near
the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you
see, it seems that the increased amount
of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the
taste drastically and those actions are
irreversible. I do apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see
me doing absolutely nothing.

Donya: [hinimatay]


Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si
junior sa principals office dahil di
makapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang
kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact
that he will inflict a fight. I can only
imagine how you handle schizophrenic
kids on this educational institution.
Revise your policies because they suck!

Principal: [nag resign]


Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo,
galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa
likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns
might have occurred wrecking havoc to
the surroundings. The way the debris are
scattered indicates that the gust of
wind was going northeast causing damage
to the path it was heading for.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan,
malikot si junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is
bound to result in property damages and
if that happens there will be
corresponding punishment to be inflicted
upon you!

Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang
nagdudugong ilong]


Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si
Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel
Locsin
sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave
not because of selfish reasons but
because they just know that things will
get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can
be a tough act, and it's harder when
people can't understand you for doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]


Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday.
Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay,
gusto maki pag text-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of
acquaintance, my unfathomable statement
to the denial of your request - Petition
denied.


Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong,
nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di
tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at
nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love
you but you have the provocations. The
way you smile is the proximate cause why
I love you. We have some rules to think
of. We have no vested rights to love
each other because the upper household
dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what
you seem to contrive as any affections
for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was
merely attempting to expand my network
of interests by involving you in my
daily recreation. Heretofor, you can
expect an end to any verbal articulation
from myself"


Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig
ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in
letting go of the things you thought are
just nothing because maybe someday
you'll realize that the one you gave
away is the very thing you've been
wishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.

Amo: [nagpakamatay]

World's Easiest Quiz

7:51 PM 0 Comments

This is for all my "bright" friends.
I wish you the best and be honest.

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers.




1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?


All done?
Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.









































































ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)




1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange, of course.


What do you mean, you failed?

Me, too. (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)


Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they can feel rotten, too.

11:48 PM 0 Comments


Linkin Park Lyrics

What is Love?

2:28 PM 0 Comments

People often ask about this and I think people have forgotten what this is all about. What is love? The answer is and has always been given to us, but we refuse to accept it. That is why there can never be peace in this life.

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres."

Why do people say that this is just an idea of perfect love? Or why do people say that these verses only tell us about an ideal love? Why do we refuse to accept?

You can not say you believe in something yet you don't have faith on.

No one ever listens anymore.
No one ever reads the Bible anymore.
Everyone stopped learning from history, when it was laid down before us so we could learn.

Is it because of pride?

"MOMENTO MORI".

Can you crack this code?

10:08 PM 0 Comments

What translates from Bad Fate,
diminished as quantifiable Two.
Connects to the Clover tree,
a passage through and through.

As the Stars explode,
the Earth began.
Thus the Chinese for the Native,
inhabiting the Promise Land.

Don't forget the cross

8:48 AM 0 Comments

Got this email from a friend and it's worth sharing. :D


















Whatever your cross,
whatever your pain,
there will always be sunshine,
after the rain ....
Perhaps you may stumble,
perhaps even fall,
But God's always ready,
To answer your call ...
He knows every heartache,
sees every tear,
A word from His lips,
can calm every fear ...
Your sorrows may linger,
throughout the night,
But suddenly vanish,
in dawn's early light ...
The Savior is waiting,
somewhere above,
To give you His grace,
and send you His love ..
Whatever your cross,
whatever your pain,
"God always sends rainbows ....
after the rain ... "

morning laugh para sa mga nakakaintindi ng bisaya

8:14 AM 1 Comments

Thought I would want to share this post from my multiply blog site:

She said... (Matud pa sa mga chicks)

1. kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw
pod pag feeling2x nga naka angay mi nu? maka turn off na sha...

2. kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu mo ngisi nga mura nag maniac
tan-awon kay mahadlok pod baya mi...

3. kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pagsinina pod mog tarong dili nang
murag tambay... para mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah...pamulbos
gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay gamay...

4. kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti nga "pwede ko manguyab
nimo? or naa koy chance?" kay kung tubagon namo na, mura nag gisugot
mo namo...

5. kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga pod mi oi... dili kay biyaan
na lang, usahay himuon pang sulugoon... maid inyong gipangita?

6. do not forget to remind us that you love us... para kiligon sad
mi panagsa...hehehe

7. ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!

8. kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo ingna ang girl nga "you're
just nothing to me now, understand!" hehehe... sakit baya nah...

9.ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug pansin ninyo if ever
magkita ta somewhere hah... mao ra to...walay masuko...pildi ang
maglagot...hehehe

He said...

Para sa mga babae...

1. Kung muingon mi nga gwapa ka, ayaw dayon tubag
ug "atik!"...Panagsa ra mi mu dayeg ug gwapa...obyusleh, kung
gitawag ka nga "gwapa" naa jud mi enteres nimo...kinsa man sad kuno
ang tarong nga laki tawagon kang "bati'g nawong!" atubangan sa
kadaghanan.. .Di kaha mi katilaw ug plying kick ana?

2. Mangutana gani mi kung kanus-a imong RD (rest day) ug kung
abelabol ba ka ana, kana nagpasabot kung pwede ba ka ma detdet (DATE
ba sa iningles)... ayaw sab mi baraha kay mangutana lagi mi nimu ug
strait...amo lang gityming-tyming kay mauwawon man sab tawon mi...

3. Kung nakabantay na ka nga nagsige na mi ug sunod-sunod nimo, maka-
baynte na mi ug grit nimo gud morning, or ikaw na lang pirmi tagdon,
makig dungan ug uli bisan nort ug sawt, langit ug lupa ang gilay-on
sa atong balay wid matching "Ako lang dala sa imo tings beh!", kana
ganahan jud mi nimo...

Pero sa pirmi natong kinuyog ug detdet (DATE sa iningles pa), ayaw
sab pangutana ug dali-dali "Wat r we?" or sa binisaya pa, "Unsa man
jud diay ta?"... Inahak, makulbaan baya sab mi gamay ... we also
feel a bit presyur...

Kalma lang gud...musulti lagi mi in dyu taym.

4. Kung kahibawo na jud ka nga ganahan mi nimo kay nisulti na man
jud mi (hala ka!) Ayaw sad sige hisgot sa imo Ex-boypren oi...its
hurt man sad...not unlis kung nisturya ka sa panahong gigukod siya
sa inyong IRO nga nisutoy siya ug dagan kay por syur I will lap wid
u...

5. Hangyo lang sad, kung nakakita ka sa imong crush o di ba kaha
nakakita ka ug laki nga purting gwapoha, ayaw sad panguhit
namo, "Gwapo kaayo siya noh?" Hala plis! Laki intawon mi ug dili pud
mi kiligon sa imong crush... Masuko ra ba mo kung mu comentaryo
mi, "Gwapo pa man akong lolo ana!"

6. Sa panahon nga mag-date na tah, por syur kami man jud gasto, be
konsyus wid yor dayet ha para konsyus pud mi sa among bulsa...kung
kada adlaw na ta date ug nakabantay mo nga chippy ug tubig na lang
among gi-order, KKB na ta hah...salamat sa pagsabot.

7. But op cors labaw sa tanan, ayaw kayu ni ninyo siryusuha kay
basin mu comentaryo mo, mapikon mo ug ibalik ni ninyo nako, Dyok
dyok ra ni oi...dalang tinoud...hehehe

8. Pero kung dili na jud madala kay naglagot jud mong mga babaye
ani...Iporward sa tanang babaye nga kaila ninyo nga wala pa
makabasa...

Pag porma dayon mo ug grupo nga Gabriella (lugar chapter ninyo)

9. Sa mga lalake, kalingawi lang ni ninyo ug porward pero ayaw sa
inyong naibgan kay basin instant basted niya mo ana!

Pahabol: Kung magpakuyog mo mirkado...ayaw pud mi paalsaha ug usa ka
sakong bugas... Kilo- kiloha lang pud ntawon na...maluoy mo...

A taste of Korean food

8:23 PM 0 Comments


I had a taste of Korean food before but not like tonight. Before, I just took a taste from someone's lunch box. Now, I had quite a lot. It's quite what I expected: spicy!. I like spicy foods but there's something about Korean food that just doesn't fit my taste (No offense Hong! hehehe. Maybe it's just my Filipino taste buds hehehe. Or maybe the taste buds I inherited from my Chinese ancestors). However, despite how foreign the taste is, just take a look at the picture, it's almost wiped clean hehehe. Well what can I say? Filipinos love to eat. As what was mentioned in my previous post (as observed by a foreigner, Filipinos love to eat and this is a seafood diet hahaha). To my Filipino friends, it's quite good to experience other countries' foods. We can somehow have a taste of their culture. Carpe Diem!

Where else but in the Philippnes

3:01 PM 1 Comments

Here's another email I received from one of my previous officemates... It's really funny

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO RELEASE STRESS..... This is so funny...take time to read all the way to the end.
The following is from a British journalist stationed in the Philippines. His observations are so hilarious!!!! This was written in 1999.
Matter of Taste
By Matthew Sutherland
I have now been in this country for over six years, and consider myself in most respects well assimilated. However, there is one key step on the road to full assimilation, which I have yet to take, and that's to eat BALUT.
The day any of you sees me eating balut, please call immigration and ask them to issue me a Filipino passport. Because at that point there will be no turning back. BALUT, for those still blissfully ignorant non-Pinoys out there, is a fertilized duck egg. It is commonly sold with salt in a piece of newspaper, much like English fish and chips, by street vendors usually after dark, presumably so you can't see how gross it is.
It's meant to be an aphrodisiac, although I can't imagine anything more likely to dispel sexual desire than crunching on a partially formed baby duck swimming in noxious fluid. The embryo in the egg comes in varying stages of development, but basically it is not considered macho to eat one without fully discernable feathers, beak, and claws. Some say these crunchy bits are the best. Others prefer just to drink the so-called 'soup', the vile, pungent liquid that surrounds the aforementioned feathery fetus...excuse me; I have to go and throw up now. I'll be back in a minute.
Food dominates the life of the Filipino. People here just love to eat.
They eat at least eight times a day. These eight official meals are called, in order: breakfast, snacks, lunch, merienda, merienda ceyna, dinner, bedtime snacks and no-one-saw-me-take-that-cookie-from-the-fridge-so-it-doesn't-count.
The short gaps in between these mealtimes are spent eating Sky Flakes from the open packet that sits on every desktop. You're never far from food in the Philippines. If you doubt this, next time you're driving home from work, try this game. See how long you can drive without seeing food and I don't mean a distant restaurant, or a picture of food. I mean a man on the sidewalk frying fish balls, or a man walking through the traffic selling nuts or candy. I bet it's less than one minute.
Here are some other things I've noticed about food in the Philippines:
Firstly, a meal is not a meal without rice - even breakfast. In the UK, I could go a whole year without eating rice. Second, it's impossible to drink without eating. A bottle of San Miguel just isn't the same without gambas or beef tapa. Third, no one ventures more than two paces from their house without baon (food in small container) and a container of something cold to drink. You might as well ask a Filipino to leave home without his pants on. And lastly, where I come from, you eat with a knife and fork. Here, you eat with a spoon and fork. You try eating rice swimming in fish sauce with a knife.
One really nice thing about Filipino food culture is that people always ask you to SHARE their food. In my office, if you catch anyone attacking their baon, they will always go, "Sir! KAIN TAYO!" ("Let's eat!"). This confused me, until I realized that they didn't actually expect me to sit down and start munching on their boneless bangus. In fact, the polite response is something like, "No thanks, I just ate." But the principle is sound - if you have food on your plate, you are expected to share it, however hungry you are, with those who may be even hungrier. I think that's great!
In fact, this is frequently even taken one step further. Many Filipinos use "Have you eaten yet?" ("KUMAIN KA NA?") as a general greeting, irrespective of time of day or location.
Some foreigners think Filipino food is fairly dull compared to other Asian cuisines. Actually lots of it is very good: Spicy dishes like Bicol Express (strange, a dish named after a train); anything cooked with coconut milk; anything KINILAW; and anything ADOBO. And it's hard to beat the sheer wanton, cholesterolic frenzy of a good old-fashioned LECHON de leche (roast pig) feast. Dig a pit, light a fire, add 50 pounds of animal fat on a stick, and cook until crisp. Mmm, mmm... you can actually feel your arteries constricting with each successive mouthful.
I also share one key Pinoy trait ---a sweet tooth. I am thus the only foreigner I know who does not complain about sweet bread, sweet burgers, sweet spaghetti, sweet banana ketchup, and so on. I am a man who likes to put jam on his pizza. Try it!
It's the weird food you want to avoid. In addition to duck fetus in the half-shell, items to avoid in the Philippines include pig's blood soup (DINUGUAN); bull's testicle soup, the strangely-named "SOUP NUMBER FIVE" (I dread to think what numbers one through four are); and the ubiquitous, stinky shrimp paste, BAGOONG, and it's equally stinky sister, PATIS. Filipinos are so addicted to these latter items that they will even risk arrest or deportation trying to smuggle them into countries like Australia and the USA, which wisely ban the importation of items you can smell from more than 100 paces.
Then there's the small matter of the purple ice cream. I have never been able to get my brain around eating purple food; the ubiquitous UBE leaves me cold.
And lastly on the subject of weird food, beware: that KALDERETANG KAMBING (goat) could well be KALDERETANG ASO (dog)...
The Filipino, of course, has a well-developed sense of food. Here's a typical Pinoy food joke: "I'm on a seafood diet. "What's a seafood diet?" "When I see food, I eat it!"
Filipinos also eat strange bits of animals --- the feet, the head, the guts, etc., usually barbecued on a stick. These have been given witty names, like "ADIDAS" (chicken's feet); "KURBATA" (either just chicken's neck, or "neck and thigh" as in "neck-tie"); "WALKMAN" (pigs ears); "PAL" (chicken wings); "HELMET" (chicken head); "IUD" (chicken intestines), and BETAMAX" (video-cassette-like blocks of animal blood). Yum, yum. Bon appetit.
"A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches"-- (Proverbs 22:1)
WHEN I arrived in the Philippines from the UK six years ago, one of the first cultural differences to strike me was names. The subject has provided a continuing source of amazement and amusement ever since. The first unusual thing, from an English perspective, is that everyone here has a nickname. In the staid and boring United Kingdom, we have nicknames in kindergarten, but when we move into adulthood we tend, I am glad to say, to lose them.
The second thing that struck me is that Philippine names for both girls and boys tend to be what we in the UK would regard as overbearingly cutesy for anyone over about five. Fifty-five-year-olds colleague put it. Where I come from, a boy with a nickname like Boy Blue or Honey Boy would be beaten to death at school by pre-adolescent bullies, and never make it to adulthood. So, probably, would girls with names like Babes, Lovely, Precious, Peachy or Apples. Yuk, ech ech. Here, however, no one bats an eyelid.
Then I noticed how many people have what I have come to call "door-bell names".
These are nicknames that sound like -well, doorbells. There are millions of them. Bing, Bong, Ding, and Dong are some of the more common. They can be, and frequently are, used in even more door-bell-like combinations such as Bing-Bong, Ding-Dong, Ting-Ting, and so on. Even our newly appointed chief of police has a doorbell name Ping. None of these doorbell names exist where I come from, and hence sound unusually amusing to my untutored foreign ear.
Someone once told me that one of the Bings, when asked why he was called Bing, replied, "because my brother is called Bong". Faultless logic. Dong, of course, is a particularly funny one for me, as where I come from "dong" is a slang word for well; perhaps "talong" is the best Tagalog equivalent.
Repeating names was another novelty to me, having never before encountered people with names like Len-Len, Let-Let, Mai-Mai, or Ning-Ning. The secretary I inherited on my arrival had an unusual one: Leck-Leck. Such names are then frequently further refined by using the "squared" symbol, as in Len2 or Mai2. This had me very confused for a while.
Then there is the trend for parents to stick to a theme when naming their children. This can be as simple as making them all begin with the same letter, as in Jun, Jimmy, Janice, and Joy.
More imaginative parents shoot for more sophisticated forms of assonance or rhyme, as in Biboy, Boboy, Buboy, Baboy (notice the names get worse the more kids
there are-best to be born early or you could end up being a Baboy).
Even better, parents can create whole families of, say, desserts (Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Honey Pie) or flowers (Rose, Daffodil, Tulip). The main advantage of such combinations is that they look great painted across your trunk if you're a cab driver. That's another thing I'd never seen before coming to Manila -- taxis with the driver's kids' names on the trunk.
Another whole eye-opening field for the foreign visitor is the phenomenon of the "composite" name. This includes names like Jejomar (for Jesus, Joseph and Mary), and the remarkable Luzviminda (for Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao, believe it or not).
That's a bit like me being called something like "Engscowani" (for England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland). Between you and me, I'm glad I'm not.
And how could I forget to mention the fabulous concept of the randomly inserted letter 'h'. Quite what this device is supposed to achieve, I have not yet figured out, but I think it is designed to give a touch of class to an otherwise only averagely weird name. It results in creations like Jhun, Lhenn, Ghemma, and Jhimmy. Or how about Jhun-Jhun (Jhun2)?
How boring to come from a country like the UK full of people with names like John Smith. How wonderful to come from a country where imagination and exoticism rule the world of names.
Even the towns here have weird names; my favorite is the unbelievably named town of Sexmoan (ironically close to Olongapo and Angeles). Where else in the world could that really be true?
Where else in the world could the head of the Church really be called Cardinal Sin?
Where else but the Philippines!
Note: Philippines has a senator named Joker, and it is his legal name.

BEST JOKE in some country

11:34 PM 0 Comments

I would like to share this joke forwarded to me by my friend and high school classmate...

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to
him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed
our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied
"It was not the Chinese who bombed your
Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"
replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says
"You sank the
Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank
the ship, not
me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you're all the same."

Shake it off and step up

8:37 AM 0 Comments

I got this email from a friend who's out of the country, and I thought this is worth sharing :)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw.

With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steeping stone.

We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!

Shake it off and take a step up!



Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free ur heart from hatred.
2. Free ur mind from worries.
3. Live simply
4. Give more
5. Expect less

:)

Heaven and Hell is on Earth

11:02 PM 0 Comments

Just last August 4, 2007 at around 3 am, my uncle passed away. Though there were many undesirable behavior he had, many other good attributes overshadowed them. He was a true person who expresses what he feels with neither reservations nor pretensions. He was a true friend who was always there in times of need even if his resources were too limited. At our place in the province, you can see people who are living within and below poverty level. These were his friends and companion and were really at a loss for his death. There were quite a number of people who went to the funeral and until the day of burial. It was just so unfortunate that he wasn't able to stop his addiction to alcohol.
When he was still alive, he often mentioned that "Heaven and Hell is on Earth". People never really understood him. Even now, I still don't get what he really meant with that statement. At least what I've grasped is that we can experience all the misery (hell) and happiness (heaven) in this planet. He lived a life full of misery. That I know for sure. I don't know if he was ever happy. It really saddens me that I was unable to do anything out of his situation. Maybe I'm just too weak. Always pointing to the limited resources that I have. Always blaming even though I believe that people who love to blame are lame. But again, maybe he experienced the happiness through the companionship that we had with our family, and with his workers that served him really well. I just hope that I will eventually understand his words -- "Heaven and Hell is on Earth".

Something New

12:58 AM 1 Comments

I'm really not the blogger type. I must admit, I'm also lazy in reading. This blogging craze however intrigues me. One thing's for sure, I'm a curious person. So why not get into this thing and satisfy my curiosity. "Curiosity Killed the Cat" yeah I know that, but curiosity feeds you with knowledge, and "Knowledge is Power". This is something new and I think it's worth a try. Will I lose something here? Maybe, maybe not. What's important for me is I've made a choice. Carpe Diem! Seize the Day!