Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa
probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang
katulong sa Maynila. Habang
ini-interview ng amo
Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag
ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba,
magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng
mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills
and expertise in management with the use
of standard tools, and my discipline and
experience will contribute significantly
to the value of the work that you want,
my creativity, productivity and
work-efficiency and the high quality of
outcomes I can offer will boost the work
progress.
Amo: [nosebleed]
Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang
amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless
aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered
architectural design of our kitchen
lavatory affected the boy's cranium with
a slight boil at the left temple near
the auditory organ.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.
Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you
see, it seems that the increased amount
of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the
taste drastically and those actions are
irreversible. I do apologize.
Amo: [nosebleed na naman]
Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see
me doing absolutely nothing.
Donya: [hinimatay]
Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si
junior sa principals office dahil di
makapunta ang amo at donya.
Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang
kanyang kaklase.
Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact
that he will inflict a fight. I can only
imagine how you handle schizophrenic
kids on this educational institution.
Revise your policies because they suck!
Principal: [nag resign]
Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo,
galit na galit.
Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa
likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns
might have occurred wrecking havoc to
the surroundings. The way the debris are
scattered indicates that the gust of
wind was going northeast causing damage
to the path it was heading for.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan,
malikot si junior.
Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is
bound to result in property damages and
if that happens there will be
corresponding punishment to be inflicted
upon you!
Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang
nagdudugong ilong]
Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si
Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel
Locsin sa GMA 7.
Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave
not because of selfish reasons but
because they just know that things will
get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can
be a tough act, and it's harder when
people can't understand you for doing so.
Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]
Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday.
Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay,
gusto maki pag text-mate.
Inday: To forestall further hopes of
acquaintance, my unfathomable statement
to the denial of your request - Petition
denied.
Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong,
nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di
tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at
nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.
Inday: The statute restricts me to love
you but you have the provocations. The
way you smile is the proximate cause why
I love you. We have some rules to think
of. We have no vested rights to love
each other because the upper household
dismissed my petition!"
Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what
you seem to contrive as any affections
for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was
merely attempting to expand my network
of interests by involving you in my
daily recreation. Heretofor, you can
expect an end to any verbal articulation
from myself"
Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig
ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in
letting go of the things you thought are
just nothing because maybe someday
you'll realize that the one you gave
away is the very thing you've been
wishing for to stay.
Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.
Amo: [nagpakamatay]
World's Easiest Quiz
This is for all my "bright" friends.
I wish you the best and be honest.
WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers.
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
All done?
Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange, of course.
What do you mean, you failed?
Me, too. (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)
Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they can feel rotten, too.
What is Love?
People often ask about this and I think people have forgotten what this is all about. What is love? The answer is and has always been given to us, but we refuse to accept it. That is why there can never be peace in this life.
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres."
Why do people say that this is just an idea of perfect love? Or why do people say that these verses only tell us about an ideal love? Why do we refuse to accept?
You can not say you believe in something yet you don't have faith on.
No one ever listens anymore.
No one ever reads the Bible anymore.
Everyone stopped learning from history, when it was laid down before us so we could learn.
Is it because of pride?
"MOMENTO MORI".
Can you crack this code?
What translates from Bad Fate,
diminished as quantifiable Two.
Connects to the Clover tree,
a passage through and through.
As the Stars explode,
the Earth began.
Thus the Chinese for the Native,
inhabiting the Promise Land.
Don't forget the cross
Got this email from a friend and it's worth sharing. :D
Whatever your cross,
whatever your pain,
there will always be sunshine,
after the rain ....
Perhaps you may stumble,
perhaps even fall,
But God's always ready,
To answer your call ...
He knows every heartache,
sees every tear,
A word from His lips,
can calm every fear ...
Your sorrows may linger,
throughout the night,
But suddenly vanish,
in dawn's early light ...
The Savior is waiting,
somewhere above,
To give you His grace,
and send you His love ..
Whatever your cross,
whatever your pain,
"God always sends rainbows ....
after the rain ... "
morning laugh para sa mga nakakaintindi ng bisaya
Thought I would want to share this post from my multiply blog site:
She said... (Matud pa sa mga chicks)
1. kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw
pod pag feeling2x nga naka angay mi nu? maka turn off na sha...
2. kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu mo ngisi nga mura nag maniac
tan-awon kay mahadlok pod baya mi...
3. kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pagsinina pod mog tarong dili nang
murag tambay... para mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah...pamulbos
gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay gamay...
4. kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti nga "pwede ko manguyab
nimo? or naa koy chance?" kay kung tubagon namo na, mura nag gisugot
mo namo...
5. kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga pod mi oi... dili kay biyaan
na lang, usahay himuon pang sulugoon... maid inyong gipangita?
6. do not forget to remind us that you love us... para kiligon sad
mi panagsa...hehehe
7. ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!
8. kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo ingna ang girl nga "you're
just nothing to me now, understand!" hehehe... sakit baya nah...
9.ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug pansin ninyo if ever
magkita ta somewhere hah... mao ra to...walay masuko...pildi ang
maglagot...hehehe
He said...
Para sa mga babae...
1. Kung muingon mi nga gwapa ka, ayaw dayon tubag
ug "atik!"...Panagsa ra mi mu dayeg ug gwapa...obyusleh, kung
gitawag ka nga "gwapa" naa jud mi enteres nimo...kinsa man sad kuno
ang tarong nga laki tawagon kang "bati'g nawong!" atubangan sa
kadaghanan.. .Di kaha mi katilaw ug plying kick ana?
2. Mangutana gani mi kung kanus-a imong RD (rest day) ug kung
abelabol ba ka ana, kana nagpasabot kung pwede ba ka ma detdet (DATE
ba sa iningles)... ayaw sab mi baraha kay mangutana lagi mi nimu ug
strait...amo lang gityming-tyming kay mauwawon man sab tawon mi...
3. Kung nakabantay na ka nga nagsige na mi ug sunod-sunod nimo, maka-
baynte na mi ug grit nimo gud morning, or ikaw na lang pirmi tagdon,
makig dungan ug uli bisan nort ug sawt, langit ug lupa ang gilay-on
sa atong balay wid matching "Ako lang dala sa imo tings beh!", kana
ganahan jud mi nimo...
Pero sa pirmi natong kinuyog ug detdet (DATE sa iningles pa), ayaw
sab pangutana ug dali-dali "Wat r we?" or sa binisaya pa, "Unsa man
jud diay ta?"... Inahak, makulbaan baya sab mi gamay ... we also
feel a bit presyur...
Kalma lang gud...musulti lagi mi in dyu taym.
4. Kung kahibawo na jud ka nga ganahan mi nimo kay nisulti na man
jud mi (hala ka!) Ayaw sad sige hisgot sa imo Ex-boypren oi...its
hurt man sad...not unlis kung nisturya ka sa panahong gigukod siya
sa inyong IRO nga nisutoy siya ug dagan kay por syur I will lap wid
u...
5. Hangyo lang sad, kung nakakita ka sa imong crush o di ba kaha
nakakita ka ug laki nga purting gwapoha, ayaw sad panguhit
namo, "Gwapo kaayo siya noh?" Hala plis! Laki intawon mi ug dili pud
mi kiligon sa imong crush... Masuko ra ba mo kung mu comentaryo
mi, "Gwapo pa man akong lolo ana!"
6. Sa panahon nga mag-date na tah, por syur kami man jud gasto, be
konsyus wid yor dayet ha para konsyus pud mi sa among bulsa...kung
kada adlaw na ta date ug nakabantay mo nga chippy ug tubig na lang
among gi-order, KKB na ta hah...salamat sa pagsabot.
7. But op cors labaw sa tanan, ayaw kayu ni ninyo siryusuha kay
basin mu comentaryo mo, mapikon mo ug ibalik ni ninyo nako, Dyok
dyok ra ni oi...dalang tinoud...hehehe
8. Pero kung dili na jud madala kay naglagot jud mong mga babaye
ani...Iporward sa tanang babaye nga kaila ninyo nga wala pa
makabasa...
Pag porma dayon mo ug grupo nga Gabriella (lugar chapter ninyo)
9. Sa mga lalake, kalingawi lang ni ninyo ug porward pero ayaw sa
inyong naibgan kay basin instant basted niya mo ana!
Pahabol: Kung magpakuyog mo mirkado...ayaw pud mi paalsaha ug usa ka
sakong bugas... Kilo- kiloha lang pud ntawon na...maluoy mo...